I WANT IT ALL!!

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4:54 1 July 2019130055

findbeautyinyourbones:

Imagine being a bear. No bills. You can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. Seasonal weight gain is necessary. No judgement for sleeping 3 months at a time. It would be beary great.

  
4:53 1 July 2019429690

graphitetroll:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

the muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”

Why did they make me watch Fozzy Bear experience a micro aggression

  
4:53 1 July 2019802
  
4:50 1 July 2019304054

cheesyturtle:

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

  
14:02 3 April 20193

n-nicolle:

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14:00 3 April 2019485505

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

kimreesesdaughter:

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

If this post reaches 400,000 notes…

Wowwwwww

  
2:13 26 March 201928509
  
2:08 26 March 201954581

dont-give-a-fuck-club:

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